News flash! We have a pharaonic phirst phamily!
It's true, at least according to a few sharp-eyed individuals who have noticed a striking resemblance between Barack Obama and Egyptian pharaoh Akhenaten, though some of you may know that phellow as Amentohep IV (not to be confused with the villain in the cult classic Bubba Ho-tep).
[OK, I promise no more "ph for f" phunnies - after the one I just did.]
They assert, based on evidence that clonable DNA has been found in mummies (look in the section entitled "Scientific Study of Egyptian Mummies") that our President is none other than a clone of "the world's first monotheist." Did I hear scoffing from somewhere in cyberspace? I give you Exhibit A (to the left). Incontrovertible, I tell you. Incontrovertible.
BTW, this picture is a screen capture from a video that morphs Akhenaten's face into that of Obama. The video does the same thing with Michelle and the kids - as all are members of Akhenaten's royal family. So much for the assertion that Obama lacked executive governing experience before he was elected president.
And if that's not enough, do you know whom we have to thanks for Obama's election? Satan. That's right, the Prince of Darkness, Mephistopheles, The Lord of the Flies, Lucifer, Old Nick, etc., etc. How do we know this? Reverse Speech technology (Remember "Paul is dead?"). Evidently, when Obama's catchphrase "Yes We Can" is listened to backwards, it sounds like "Thanks you, Satan." Oh, do I hear the tongue-clicking doubters again? Listen for yourselves.
And if that's not enough, it seems that Sarah Palin may have faked the birth of baby Trig to play the devoted-mother-of-a-mentally-handicapped-child card. You see, the fringies don't pick only on Democrats. They wallop the Republicans too. This is clearly a case of "the ears have it" in my opinion (you'll have to read the link to get this reference - I'm not doing all the work for you).
This could very well be my post with the most links in it. Have a good time sorting through it all, and remember: Akhenaten's watching.
haraonic phirst phamily!
Its true, at least according to a few sharp-eyed individuals who have noticed a striking resemblance between Barack Obama and Egyptian pharaoh Akhenaten, though some of you may know that phellow as Amentohep IV (not to be confused with the
Posted by: body detox | November 01, 2010 at 06:52 PM