For any of you who doubt that "they" are out there and are trying to contact us, I offer this article. It seems that Voyager 2
may have been hijacked by aliens. That right. The aliens have absconded with Voyager 2. It's like something out of Star Trek. In fact, Star Trek: The Motion Picture had a character named V'ger (vee-jehr) that, incredibly transparently, was a Voyager spacecraft.
If you are under the age of 40, you may not remember the launch of Voyager 2 in 1977. It carried with it a gold laser disc with sounds of Earth, encoded images, and greetings from the peoples of Earth in 55 languages, introduced by Kurt Waldheim, then Secretary General of the U.N. Anyway, it was pretty exciting for us now old folks to think that humankind was reaching out to the Universe. "Hey! We're over here!" That sort of thing.
In the past, this disc has been a jumping off point for alien contact movies like Starman (an 1984 Jeff Bridges, Karen Allen flick - not a bad one, either). However, some are now saying that contact has really happened.
Evidently, Voyager has been talking funny for a few weeks. It is sending data back in a new way, and nobody has been able to decode it yet. I'm not sure what to make of it all, myself. But I have a theory.
The fact that this happened in the 33rd year after the launch of Voyager 2 is telling. All you conspiracy freaks out there know that 33 is a sacred number, being the highest degree in Freemasonry and the purported age of Christ when he died. Needless to say, this is no coincidence. I'm convinced that the Masons are behind all this. Really. Haven't you read The Lost Symbol yet? Granted, it's not Dan Brown's best, and I don't think the guy knows how to end his books, but regardless . . . it's there for all to see.
Scoff if you must, but mark my words. Voyager, the Masons, the Illuminati, the New World Order.
I could go on and on, but I think I hear some strange signal being beamed at me from out of the Cosmos.
Gotta run - literally.
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