When I went to Catholic high school, the mass was still in Latin. Yeah, that's how old I am. To be perfectly honest, though, Vatican II was happening around then, so Latin was being phased out. Also, the priest started saying mass while turned to face the congregation (thereby, in my mind, negating his role as intercessor), and the Holy Mother Church lost its panache. Nevertheless, I remember the Latin mass with fondness.
Part of the deal way back when was that, when you were in high school, you studied Latin (I won't way learned Latin, though that was the aim.) The only way out was to be in the "General" track, which meant taking shop and stuff instead. Everyone else was required to take two years of the Church's mother tongue. Crazy me, I took almost four years, leaving one semester early to take an elective calculus class that was being offered. [I swear I just heard someone yell, "Nerd alert!"]
At any rate, this being Easter weekend, it reminded me of one of my favorite films, Life of Brian, from Monty Python. In the film, unsuspecting Brian, born down the street from Jesus, is mistaken for the Messiah and, as they say when describing sitcoms, hilarity erupts.
My favorite scene from the movie is the so-called Latin (or Romans Go Home) scene, where Brian (Graham Chapman) is caught defacing a Roman building with poorly constructed Latin. He is corrected by a furious centurion (John Cleese).
This scene cracks me up every time, as I can relate to it so closely. I had a Latin teacher who approached learning this ancient tongue with the same enthusiasm as Cleese. He would point to one of us and bark, "First person plural, active voice, perfect tense, indicative of habere." You had about two seconds to answer or you would get bopped by the knots on his Franciscan priest's cord, and he would move on to the next victim. (The answer, for you Latin buffs is habuimus (we have had, in English). I had to look it up, although 45 years ago it would have rolled off my tongue quickly enough to avoid being bonked by Poverty, Chastity, and Obedience - pictured at right.)
All in all, I'm glad that I studied Latin. It certainly has helped the old vocabulary, and I sound pretty intelligent when I shout "Sic semper tyrannis!" at the odd moment. Latin can also come in handy at the strangest times. Why, you could dazzle the obnoxious guy in the bar with "Ita, te adloquor" (Yeah, I'm talkin' to you). He'd probably simply walk away befuddled, if you had any luck at all.
So, never sell classical languages short, and have an enjoyable Easter weekend.
Vale. (That's to be pronounced with the Church Latin "V" sound - vah-lay - not with the Classical Latin "W" sound. I absolutely cannot accept that Julius Caesar spoke like Elmer Fudd. Example: Veni, Vidi, Vici, or Waynee, Weedee, Weekee? I rest my case.)
